Crunchy my friend

Safe to say, I have one of the funniest kids on the planet. The other day, we were having breakfast, listening to Abby's running commentary on everything.

She was sitting at the table and in the middle of eating, she said "Crunchy"! Thinking she was referring to her food, I asked her "What's crunchy, your cereal"?

Abby replies: "No. Crunchy my friend!"

We busted a gut laughing.

So did she.

Second set of tests

Came back also negative. Despite two sets of tests, I'm finding it hard to believe these results because apparently the majority of this stuff IS contaminated (although not all of it is) and it is possible to have false negatives.

What will it take for me to relax about this? I just really want to sell this house and start fresh somewhere else.